Hi Guys,

Rugby date 19/12/o9 home against Ormskirk 4th postponed frozen pitch

Sorry its late lads, but it was a heavy night on Saturday. Well the sever weather we have been experiencing, sadly brought the years last game to a early postponement. With our pitches been deemed unfit on the Friday night, and a call to Ormskirk saw that their pitches were also unplayable. And so many of us got an extra day shopping in with her in doors, lovely. But we still had the Xmas bash to look forward too, as we dragged our selves round the high street.
With the game off though numbers were some what lacking, but a few good men told lies to the other half saying "I won't be long or to drunk honest". And made a good show, with the Santa hats at the ready. Along with the 2's players who had donned viking costumes, the merriment began, and much ale was drunk. I would also like to thank Mary for a lovely stew, nice and hearty it was. There where a couple of matters to be dealt with at bully's court session, and of course plenty of fines dished out which were as warned double fines. But the main two issues for the court hearing on our behalf, were not represented and therefore found guilty in their absence. The first crime brought before the bench was, Steven Lee attending a rugby league match instead of playing for us. The second matter dealt with was, Matt Briscoe unable to attend for the game of the day or the Xmas bash due to having tickets for Blackburn Rovers. I believe this to be a football team, but as yet have not had this confirmed. As I have already said these matters where dealt with and tried fairly by a mob of rowdy vikings and Santa's. The punishment handed down to these criminals was, deemed fair and just. And so both defendants will be required to wear stockings and suspenders for the players dinner, at the end of the season. Along with shirt and third team tie.
As the evening went on Andy Boyes and his father had arranged for a band, to celebrate their birthdays and a absolutely top evening was had by all. I would like to thank both Andy and his Dad for a superb night on behalf of the whole team. I would also like to say thanks to the nice young man and his girlfriend, who gave P.G. And myself a lift into town later in the back of his
van. The most fun both of us have had in ages, I can't remember much after that though but I did manage to find my way home, with a Donner kebab under my arm.
And so that leaves me to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a very happy new year. Which will now start early with a rearranged game against Ormskirk on the 2nd of January. I would like all players to let either P.G. or myself know their availability for this fixture as soon as possible. So don't eat to much or get to drunk, if you are going out be careful in the bad conditions. And leave the car at home if you are drinking, I only add these warnings because I want as many as possible available for this game. Take care and I will see you all in the new year

Yours Christmasy Carlos (captain).